Correction time! The last time we hit you with breaking Jonas Brother Birthday News (and we sincerely hope we're your go-to source for all things Jonas Brother Birthday-related), we may have incorrectly reported that Joe Jonas, who turned 22 in August, was the oldest Jonas Brother. We may have breaking news to the contrary, because it seems that Kevin Jonas celebrated his 24th birthday this weekend with a VIP bash at Chateau nightclub in Las Vegas. More»

If last night's Republican Candidate Debate in Iowa proved anything, it's that one's understanding of a complicated situation doesn't even have to be remotely accurate, as long as enough other idiots believe the world works the same way you do. With that in mind, we turn our eyes to MTV's "Jersey Shore," where we have our weekly check-in on eight very, very special young people and their trip to a faraway land that might be scary or off-putting, if only they possessed even the minuscule spark of consciousness required to know they were no longer in New Jersey. More»

As human beings, we have a lot invested in the idea that our modern existence is more civilized than what has come before us. Although there are daily examples of death, violence, terror and the Tea Party to convince us that we have, in fact, most likely regressed overall, our most compelling example of our own dim humanity is never more present than in the continued adventures of the eight beloved, barely literate gel-trolls that make up the cast of "Jersey Shore." So in the interest of keeping humanity honest about itself, yes, I will be chronicling Season 4. Sorry to let you down, mom and dad. More»

• Jules Kirby nervous about "High Society." [P6]

• While Tinsley Mortimer looks back on a "turbulent year." [WSJ]

• Jersey Shore cast reenacts scenes from Oscar nominees. [TMZ] Also, club atrium collapses on Snooki, Vinny and...Mr. Big. [EOnline]

• Soho House gives the corporate uncool the boot. [NYP]

• Michael Jordan buys majority share of the Charlotte Bobcats. [CNN]

The gentleman scholars of Jersey Shore, desperately clinging to relevance between seasons, met up with wacky hipsterlebrity shutterbug Terry Richardson for an Interview photo shoot. The result is a lesson in deconstruction, boiling the show down to its elements as one would the perfect marinara sauce. More»

Any Port in the Seaside storm, huh? Vinny and Pauly D rub steroidal shoulders with a very skinny Amanda Bynes Whitney Port at what looks like a fancy bowling alley for the "2010 MTV Behind The Screen Presentation", held this past Tuesday. Hopefully this is the sign of a The City/Jersey Shore crossover episode... [via]