"Overall, it's been a very safe event at the thousands of Walmart Stores"- Wal-Mart

Aside from the attempted murders, burglaries at gunpoint, death, pepper-spray attacks and bomb threats, this past Black Friday was completely safe.  In other news, America is still on the search for a soul, and $2 waffle makers. More»

• Justin Bieber bought out a flower shop for Selena Gomez on Valentine's Day. [PopEater]
• The producers of the cursed Spider-Man are rejigging the show's musical numbers, and its official opening may get a sixth tweak. [NYT] More»

• Apparently L.A. does have a Walmart somewhere since that's where Britney Spears does her annual holiday shopping [TMZ]
• WikiLeaks supporters retaliate against MasterCard for freezing Julian Assange's bank account, cause its website to go down by hacking [HuffPo]
• Elizabeth Edwards loses her long six-year battle with breast cancer at 61 [KTLA]
• South L.A. may ban new fast food establishments, which make up 72% of restaurants in the area, from opening [KABC]
• John Lennon's last interview given days before his murder is finally released 30 years later [PE]

• K Fed's weight loss plan includes therapy. [EOnline]

• Stephanie Pratt may face jail time for her DUI. [ONTD]

• Harlem will pick you up, and take you to dinner. Really! [NYP]

• Fashion's Night Out 2010 to be even bigger than this year's city-wide party. [Racked]

• Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner get married...again! [People]

• Walmart has everything: fruit, clothes, caskets. Seriously, everything. [Walmart]