A Twitterific Breakdown Of NYC Prep From A REAL One, Ariel Moses: Round 2

NYC Prep, Episode 2: “Flip of The Hair”

Even though born and bred Upper East Sider Ariel Moses swore she would never watch the inane Bravo show NYC Prep, I somehow talked the Horace Mann and Columbia educated New Yorker into submitting herself to the incessant nonsense that is the Gossip Girl knock-off. Afterall, being a transplant, I could never fully understand what these kids were talking about (besides that they sounded like absolute idiots… am I allowed to say that about 16 year olds?). And what better way for Ariel to express her true feelings about the “real”ity show than on Twitter! C’

mon guys! Of course!

But the highlight of this week wasn’t a cameo by boy social like last time. No, no. It actually wasn’t even something that happened on the show, but something that occurred in cyber-world DURING the docu-drama. NYC Prep’s very own PC tweeted at Ariel during her non-stop tweet sesh about his show and his more interesting moments.

@arielilana agreed! RT @PCofNYCprep: @arielilana thanku…they better get it straight!!!!
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Despite her not so nice observations, he didn’t seem to pick-up on her sarcasm. Regardless, is it truly the real PC? We may never know. But what we do know is that Ariel is offering us some more profound thoughts about the disaster that is NYC Prep. And scene:
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@arielilana ahh city..we meet again #nycprep
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@arielilana i think jessie skinned an animal alive and put it on..attractive! #nycprep
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@arielilana “i don’t..and i don’t want to get with you either..” #nycprep
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@arielilana this seems to be a reoccurring theme- slapping, water bottle throwing..you guys should go on maury #nycprep
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@arielilana yes pc, she’s peed on you..and she’s a lion. and a cougar. so many animals you learned about in prep school! #nycprep
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@arielilana she’s so edgy..vintage shopping! so hipster, taylor #nycprep
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@arielilana “prep school kid” vs “public school kid” …the ultimate showdown #nycprep
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@arielilana it’s a map! on your dress! he’s gonna think you’re super smart.. #nycprep
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@arielilana what if he tried to rape you? ever here about the incident in the ’80s? oh right, you were born in the 90s! #nycprep
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@arielilana you know how to hide your feelings? go on national tv! #nycprep
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@arielilana oh uh sebastian..that ain’t taylor..time for an awkward hair flip! #nycprep
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@arielilana kelli, no throwing up, that’s sooo freshman year.. #nycprep
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@arielilana like you make out with cupcakes? #nycprep
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@arielilana wait wait..does sebastian like french things? he’s never mentioned that before… #nycprep

@arielilana do we not remember his mantra to hook up with anywhere between 6-60 girls a night? #nycprep

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@arielilana “a lot of kids in new york see a therapist..or a pharmeceuticologistpathologist” #nycprep
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@arielilana you know how i know this is a good therapist? she’s on bravo! do i smell a spin off?? #nycprep
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@arielilana amazing..in both positive and negative ways? when is something negatively amazing? #nycprep
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@arielilana hey hey pc..there’s NO way you don’t cry when you lose your eyeliner.. #nycprep
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@arielilana “i flush the toilet before i’m done peeing, maybe i’m a little impatient” #nycprep
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@arielilana he’s not hard on himself, he calls it being a perfectionist…can’t you see his best friend jessie is perfect?! #nycprep
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@arielilana they are going back to blue & cream! #nycprep
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@arielilana plaza! bulgari! circle rouge! ..wait, what? #nycprep
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@arielilana listen seb, we get it, you’re effing french.. #nycprep
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@arielilana bilingual? bisexual? money? dress? sorry i’m so confused.. #nycprep
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@arielilana she totally learned 4 sentences in french right before she got there..oh, taylor #nycprep
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@arielilana “that was like a FULL essay sentence”..what? #nycprep
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@arielilana vegan…vegetarian..potato..potaaaato! #nycprep
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@arielilana you’re with a vegan- so order steak, duh seb! #nycprep
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@arielilana “100 most important philosophers”..i think that plato is rolling over in his grave now..thanks taylor #nycprep
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@arielilana ok nevermind, now descartes just woke himself from the dead and killed himself knowing you want to be a philosopher, taylor #nycprep
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@arielilana a french surfer! livin’ the dream, girl! #nycprep
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@arielilana “you’re gonna walk home..let me get my private jet..downtown is far, no?” #nycprep
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@arielilana makey outey tiiiiiime! ..pepper spray, tay! #nycprep
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@arielilana this amanda chick looks like a busted kristin cavalleri #nycprep
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@arielilana “very different points in our lives”..you speak like a valley girl..and he’s really hairy.. #nycprep
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@arielilana has he washed his hair once this episode? #nycprep
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@arielilana “new york is all the same bubble, once you’re the same age, everyone’s the same”..WHAT? #nycprep
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@arielilana he is DIFFERENT from the cliche upper east side? HE IS ON A SHOW ABOUT THE UPPER EAST SIDE #nycprep
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@arielilana this is a guy tooootes going to NYU! #nycprep
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@arielilana “new beginnings” ..called shower time, pc..shower time. #nycprep
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@arielilana oh sweet jesus, here we go with Operation Smile again.. #nycprep
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@arielilana “i only come down here for this store”..if only i had thought of this pr shtick #nycprep
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@arielilana wait..wait..PC isn’t there helping you get clothing? bastard! #nycprep
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@arielilana you’ve been to blue&cream 3 time in 2 episodes, you know what they have there #nycprep
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@arielilana stop calling him peter, it’s PC! #nycprep
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@arielilana you brought him down to go shopping..and all he wants to do is shop?! INSANITY!! #nycprep
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@arielilana it’s JESSIE TIME! (enter MC Hammer dance here) #nycprep
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@arielilana you’re leaving before the car is there? You are soooo not chic! #nycprep
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@arielilana next up: UES girls covered in mud! #nycprep
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@arielilana pc has a lot of friends..this one is 25..she’s older than me & on this show..loves it #nycprep
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@arielilana “she’s adorable AND really pretty” #nycprep
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@arielilana “she’s too new jersey” “is she from jersey” “absolutely not” ..so why would he think that? i smell a bellybutton ring.. #nycprep
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@arielilana you don’t need a gorgeous girl that has a nice rack..is that like dating yourself again? #nycprep
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@arielilana Juvinex? wait wait..no bliss? fail. #nycprep
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@arielilana this camille girl really frightens me..she looks possessed all the time.. #nycprep
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@arielilana camille = next Sally Jesse Raphael #nycprep
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@arielilana you’re out of it cause you’re on drugs, homeslice #nycprep
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@arielilana look camille, you already ruined things with her & PC..stop intruding- you are the problemo #nycprep
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@arielilana i’ll fall off my couch if she drops her blackberry in the water #nycprep
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@arielilana don’t ask a guy you like about his date if you DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT. sweet jesus. #nycprep
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@arielilana PC’s grandma created sesame street..and his grandpa is pete peterson..FYI #nycprep
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@arielilana “zoe lives downtown in a loft”..i heard wall..i thought it was an anne frank reference..my bad #nycprep
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@arielilana this zoe chick takes the cake. winner! #nycprep
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@arielilana wait wait wait wait..you love fashion jessie???? #nycprep
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@arielilana that is a lego bow, zoe, a LEGO! #nycprep
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@arielilana “you don’t knowwww me!” #nycprep
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@arielilana you should’ve slapped him harder jessie, the sheer force alone would’ve fixed his hair #nycprep
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@arielilana can someone tell me how this chick is networking without a) meeting people b) being 18? #nycprep
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@arielilana intermix..finally, some sort of UES consistency #nycprep
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@arielilana these poor Intermix sales girls got coerced into this.. #nycprep
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@arielilana a great way to get gossip items is to meet people at Intermix and then harass them.. #nycprep
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@arielilana camille- you just want to go on another 3-way date! #nycprep
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@arielilana it was so good, like the best ever.. #nycprep
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@arielilana kelly can’t be competition, don’t you live below 14th street? #nycprep
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@arielilana oh camille, always fixing the downtown girl’s shirt..so kind #nycprep
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@arielilana “i can buy it at target, paint it green, and paint a flower on it”..that shirt is white, tay-tay #nycprep
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@arielilana can someone get camille to john barrett..or BG..somewhere she’s heard of? for all of us? #nycprep
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@arielilana “just bbm him, catch him off guard”..how are you not on these dates, camille? #nycprep
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@arielilana oh no, someone sits next to Taylor..UP NEXT! #nycprep
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@arielilana pc is in the gym..david barton? #nycprep
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@arielilana ONLY prep school kids want to be fit & in shape..and only their trainers ask them about their love life #nycprep
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@arielilana ok marketing campaign idea: send UES kids condoms..all they do is have sex, apparently? #nycprep
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@arielilana “he’s bi” #nycprep
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@arielilana they’re at a loft! mugging? someone has to get mugged. #nycprep
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@arielilana “not til i’m like 65″..he’s 13. 13!!! #nycprep
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@arielilana jessie i’m just so confused by your choice of make up, phone covers, and men. #nycprep
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@arielilana “Zoe likes to dance” ..you are flirting with your best friend. #nycprep
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@arielilana “What’s the theme tonight?” “Hook up with more guys.” DONE! SOLD! #nycprep
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@arielilana “it’s really cool, there’s just like a dungeon in the back”..not below kids, in the back! #nycprep
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@arielilana thank you, Advantage Tutoring, for teaching Jessie the word audacity #nycprep
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@arielilana “it would be social suicide to mess with her…cause of operation smile” #nycprep
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@arielilana kelly is very not drunk..sooo not drunk.. #nycprep
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@arielilana oh, camille is back! and she has something in her teeth! #nycprep
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@arielilana oh poor kelly, drunk, alone, and camille is in love with you #nycprep
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@arielilana fancy restaurant? = do not shave #nycprep
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@arielilana did PC get stood up? but he’s from old money! Sesame Street $! #nycprep
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@arielilana when all else fails, call your very unattractive best girlfriend that is in love with you #nycprep
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@arielilana Cole. her ex’s name is Cole. did they specifically cast douchey names? #nycprep
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@arielilana ok taylor is trying too hard to be Vanessa..we got faux-nate and faux-dan..and neither are older than 15. #nycprep
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@arielilana stood up on a national tv show- let’s all laugh..ready? #nycprep
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@arielilana “i had a lot of fun..with you” vomit #nycprep
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@arielilana gross make out scene. #nycprep
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@arielilana i feel like this is illegal for me to watch.. #nycprep
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@arielilana next NYCPREP: cole makes fun of sebastian, someone dies, kelli is cold, and jessie is in an exotic place #nycprep
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@arielilana next week: PC SLAPS HIS OWN ASS AND FLIRTS WITH A GUY! #nycprep
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@arielilana roundup: everyone in nyc has a lot of sex, taylor is a playa, sebastian has hair, camille is a gossip, kelli cries a lot. #nycprep
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So if you’re having a bad day, coffee’s spilt, emails aren’t sending, or any number of mishaps have occurred just remember: At least you aren’t a bratty 16 year old stuck on a crappy reality TV show. Until next time week…