“To whom much is given, much is expected.” Sounds like Spider-Man's Uncle Ben, but it's actually Ben Affleck (quoting Luke 12:48) to explain his political activism [DailyBeast]
At Graydon Carter's new Monkey Bar, the center(s) of attention will be far from the center of the room. [Eater]
Short-term investment advice - buy manufacturers of blowup Bozos, and not ad agencies with too much time on their hands [NYMag]
We're wondering if Sean Avery will be hiring security staff for his new bar from his hockey teammates or the far scarier fashionistas at Vogue? [Observer]
Evidently, not all celebrity clothing lines are dead, as Gwyneth Paltrow and Rachel Zoe are going forward with their offerings [Racked]