Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by EVAN MULVIHILL · July 23, 2009

Ever noticed the uncanny similarity between Barbara Walters and Harry Potter's Professor Minerva McGonagall? Us neither. But some smart folks over at some new Web site did! Check out their list of the Harry Potter characters and their media doppelgangers. [Mediaite]

In the Hamptons, your social species defines itself by the T-shirt you and your ilk wear to the beach. It's middle school all over again! [NYT]

There are no barriers between the toilets in the Washington Square Park public bathrooms because gays are promiscuous. [Curbed]

Financial newspaper discovers cankles and rhyme, declares "For the Body Conscious, It's Now the Ankle that Rankles." [WSJ]

Hoboken mayor, Brooklyn rabbis arrested today for white collar crime. [NYDN]