Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by Joseph Russell · June 19, 2008

Paula Abdul joins the Jill Zarin fan club. But has she bought the tee-shirt? [Hamptons.com]

Christie Brinkley wants to welcome the 'razzi and reporters to her divorce proceedings. I'm confused; doesn't she want to be seen as the better parent? [Newsday]

Watch out, ye of tequila shots and rum and cokes. The Suffolk County officials are cracking down on underage drinking. Again. Handheld scanners for all! [Long Island Press]

Westhampton Beachers print Orthodox Jew-bashing ad regarding the potential erection of an eruv-"we would turn in to Lawrence." The horrors! [Newsday]

Tierra Mar loves clean water --do you? [Hamptons.com]