Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by Joseph Russell · July 9, 2008

sagaponack, ny

Apparently Water Mill is now Essential, as, uncouth brawling aside, is Nello. [Essentially Emily]

"Share-house slugs" beware: the SHPD's interns are on to you. [Dan's Hamptons]

East Hampton Star not a fan of Surf Lodgers -"B-list celebrities and eager lemmings flocking to a semi-celebrity TV chef’s mecca," thanks heavens for Second House Tavern. [East Hampton Star

Save the Children's Museum of the East End! [East Hampton Press]

VF's Hamptons Overdrive gets in on the Hamptons foreclosing frenzy. Damn those "bottom feeders" with their "cheesy indoor swimming pools!" [Vanity Fair]

Peter Cook wants to know how you prefer your cake. [Newsday]

[Image via Vanity Fair]