You guys! Today my sister gave birth to a beautiful baby boy (her fourth!). And, well, someone is going to have to explain to little Oliver that he was just born into a world where memes like "Breading" your cat and writing Beyonce lyrics on top of scenes from a dramatic time period TV show are what people are doing to fill their time. A world where a sloth showing up to your Birthday party causes our starlets to launch into a fit of hysterical tears and where the purchasing of a puppy makes front page news. Happy Birthday Oliver James, and welcome to this crazy messy world!