Scott Buccheit is stuffed. Cristina just cooked her face off.
2 hours ago
Keith Lissner is watching golf...the television equivalent of ambian.
3 hours ago
@NickyDigital Everyone on the Metro North has Easter dinner doggy bags.
about 3 hours ago from txt
@fimoculous Hoping no one else tries to hit this secret Yeah Yeah Yeahs show at Santos tonight. (Oh fuck, wait...)
about 3 hours ago from web
@taylorswift13 Had lunch with the whole family at Cracker Barrel. I don't really know what to do with myself on days off.
about 4 hours ago from web
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@stephaniewei RT @jpiz:@stephaniewei-I think if tiger weren't really good at golf he'd be really good at something else, like video games or killing ppl
about 5 hours ago from Nambu
@rachelsklar WOW - just learned from VH1 that Paul Shaffer co-wrote "It's Raining Men." A classic! Also, Paul Shaffer is Canadian. YEAH.
about 6 hours ago from mobile web
@johncmayer Tip: When eating Peeps, bite the head off the first one and replace it in the package for 15 minutes so that the others may know their fate.
about 6 hours ago from web
Richard D. Thomas Christ has risen. HAPPY EASTER! : ).
7 hours ago
Shawn Mcdonald How did we go from Jesus to easter eggs and bunnies? No, really...
10 hours ago
Douglas Marshall is "when we were born we probably had to detox for a few days" - direct quote from my sister regarding the 9 month period in our mom's womb.
11 hours ago
@iamdiddy HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE! ON TODAY THE LORDS DAY GIVE HIM THE THANKS AND PRAISE HE DESERVES!!! GOD IS THE GREATEST ALL THE TIME!!!!
about 16 hours ago from web