Facebook Status Report Roundup And Twitterific Tweets, Weekend Edition

Scott Buccheit is stuffed. Cristina just cooked her face off. 2 hours ago

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Keith Lissner is watching golf...the television equivalent of ambian. 3 hours ago

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@NickyDigital Everyone on the Metro North has Easter dinner doggy bags. about 3 hours ago from txt

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@fimoculous Hoping no one else tries to hit this secret Yeah Yeah Yeahs show at Santos tonight. (Oh fuck, wait...) about 3 hours ago from web

@taylorswift13 Had lunch with the whole family at Cracker Barrel. I don't really know what to do with myself on days off. about 4 hours ago from web

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@stephaniewei RT @jpiz:@stephaniewei-I think if tiger weren't really good at golf he'd be really good at something else, like video games or killing ppl about 5 hours ago from Nambu

@rachelsklar WOW - just learned from VH1 that Paul Shaffer co-wrote "It's Raining Men." A classic! Also, Paul Shaffer is Canadian. YEAH. about 6 hours ago from mobile web

@johncmayer Tip: When eating Peeps, bite the head off the first one and replace it in the package for 15 minutes so that the others may know their fate. about 6 hours ago from web

Richard D. Thomas Christ has risen. HAPPY EASTER! : ). 7 hours ago

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Shawn Mcdonald How did we go from Jesus to easter eggs and bunnies? No, really... 10 hours ago

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Douglas Marshall is "when we were born we probably had to detox for a few days" - direct quote from my sister regarding the 9 month period in our mom's womb. 11 hours ago

@iamdiddy HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE! ON TODAY THE LORDS DAY GIVE HIM THE THANKS AND PRAISE HE DESERVES!!! GOD IS THE GREATEST ALL THE TIME!!!! about 16 hours ago from web