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10 Prom Dresses That Will Make You Feel Better About Yourself

Survey says, "prom is the new wedding." Kids these days are dropping close to $2,000 this year in hopes of having the most raging-est night like EVER.  But ladies, we know where all the cash is really going- the dress.  And with options like this, it's hard to blame you.

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The Patriot

Her fondness for crushed velvet and evergreen trees are only surpassed by her undying love for America.

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The Lady In Red

Svetlana's got an X on her chest, and a willingness to do anything for a Visa.

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The Awkward Sophisticate

Smoldering gaze optional, uncomfortable stance mandatory.

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The Wallflower

They told me I could be anything I want.  So I became a tissue.

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The Georgia O'Keefe

PASS.

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Fab Five

Ain't nothing but a G thing.

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Miss Congeniality

Can't a girl love her some Skynrd?

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The Nugent Enthusiasts

Why blend in when you were born to stand out?

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The Trail Blazers

Ultimately, they decided, the cane wasn't too much.

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The Kellie Pickler

Yes.

This is really American Idol 17th runner-up, Kellie Pickler.

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