Hamptons Cliché Of The Week: Range Rovers

by Joseph Russell · June 2, 2008

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Fact: the GofG car is a Range Rover.

Fact: That doesn't mean we want to drag race with the other 100,000.

Fact: Just because you care about owning the newer model doesn't mean we do.

Fact: Actually, at times we'd rather not own one at all because

Fact: Range Rovers are unwieldy beasts with confusing sound systems and

Fact: Our GPS doesn't work.

Plus, the combination of the Hamptons, our gender, the rover, and our difficulties maneuvering it puts us two Burberry polos away from being a cliche.