Suit Up!

by Joseph Russell · July 8, 2008

brown bikini and skirtSkirt aside, my issue here has nothing to do with the suit. It's a perfectly fine, basic bikini top. One which is certainly not, as advertised, a D-cup. Maybe it's a B. Maybe. I mean, come on J.Crew; if you're going to devote an entire section of suits to the amply endowed, it might be wise to show photographic evidence of the suit's existence. What works for a Mary Kate might be quite as effective on a Pamela (though, in her mascara-clogged vision, less is always more).

[Image via J.Crew]