Suit Up!

by Joseph Russell · July 16, 2008

floral tankini This one cracks me up. Good ole Vicky and her raging case of must-make-clothes-appear-sexy-even-when-they're-aimed-at-octogenarians. Or soccer madres, but you see my point. This. is. a. floral. tankini. Even Maxim's hottest girl of the year (thank you E!), can't transcend it, though she's trying her damnedest. I commend her effort, but hello, the people who buy tankinis probably don't look like this, so why rub it in?

[Image via Victoria's Secret]

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