[Image via Dead Good Undies]
What would you do if hubby showed up to Wainscott beach in this lil' number? Really? Even if the abs were included? According to its vendor, Dead Good Undies, "The hipster has a hidden inner drawstring so you won’t lose your kecks if you’re naughty enough to be made to walk the plank." Don't you love when trivial pursuits come with vocab-augmenters?