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Oh Em Gee, @DCSkintern is back! Uh, it's almost October?! It's not intern season, and how the heck did this awful/not funny account drum up 3,000 followers? @HillStaffer is way better!

Ok, we get it. The draw is that sexy photo...and we found out exactly who she is!

Just as the city's collective summertime soccer hangover finally lifts, the USA Bid Committee for the World Cup is putting on a show for FIFA officials tomorrow in an attempt to woo the world's biggest sporting event back to the nation's capital for 2018 or 2022. Their strategy? Show off our two fan favorite, bright 'n shiny stadiums -- RFK and Fed Ex Field. No, really. More»

The Washington City Paper was kind enough to sleuth out the ingredients of the "fake" weed the DCPD used to entrap some citizens who were trying to get high. More»

Well doesn't this sound like our dream job? (Psych!). Erin Mathieson, investigator for the D.C. Alcoholic Beverage Control Board sat down with our fave quality publication, the Washington Post, to discuss how summertime in D.C. is keeping her and her board busy. Throughout the article, Mathieson investigates Crucible, a SE S&M club More»

Talk about a "non-story story." Apparently Carol Joynt of NYSocialDiary (this has always confused us--D.C. is not, as far as we know, in N.Y. Nor is N.Y. in D.C.) has some clout or insight in D.C. with her Q&A Cafe. Anywho, Lynda Erkiletian thinks Carol Joynt talked scheisse More»

Word got out yesterday that Georgetown Cupcake had a bouncer outside their doors, à la Josephine. Also rumored was a neighbor of the cupcakery boasting a banner in support of rival neighborhood cupcake shop, Baked and Wired. We trekked through the hot and sticky heat to see what all of this commotion was about, and found... More»

Although we recently told you NOT to ride the metro, we can't help but want to bring those who do take public transportation together. As a service to the city and in an effort to bring some joy to all you hopeful romantics, we reluctantly browsed through all the missed connections of the DC Metro in our second attempt to help mankind find their long lost crushes/loves or people they just want to bang. More»

We've been showing lots and lots of love to the Washington Kastles recently. Yesterday marked their last home game at the CityCenter DC Stadium as they played against the St. Louis Aces with star-status player Anna Kournikova. More»

Regardless of what our mothers may have told us, the early bird doesn't always catch the worm. Apparently the rooftop of The Beacon Hotel was the place to be on Sunday and we just weren't fashionably late enough! More»

The intersection at 14th and H Streets NW can be treacherous, but only between the hours of 7 - 10 AM, in addition to 4:30 PM - 7:30 PM. And the congestion isn't even really caused by cars. It's caused by those awful coach buses--this shit has got to stop. More»

Rumors are flying about this certain Dutch DJ being involved in a fatal car crash. Who is it and is he ok? Answer below... More»