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Someone has really lost her patience with her "stupid cock" sorority sisters over at the University of Maryland. Gawker was forwarded a wild and crazy email, which essentially lays down the law on how to better engage in "night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu" without being "LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING." More»

It's that time of year again when our favorite websites try to pull the wool over our eyes with elaborate pranks. No matter how aware you are of the fact that it's April 1st, you're likely to fall victim to at least one prank on the funniest day of the year. From the 2013 Nobel Peace Prize naming Miley Cyrus and Jennifer Lawrence as the co-recipients for 2013, to Seamless.com offering "Deluxe Delivery" to upgrade the hotness of their delivery boys, here are some of the best Internet tricks of 2013. More>>

"Gallon Smashing," a new prank that teens everywhere are pulling in grocery stores, was traced to three hooligans in Vienna, Virginia. Omar, Zayd and Faysal Khatib from Marshall High School (ages 16, 16 and 15 according to the Fairfax Times) videotaped themselves smashing gallons of milk together, then clumsily slipping all over the mess to make it look like they slipped and fell...and that it's too slippery to get up. More»

Date Night DC, part of DC's Tourism Office, in partnership with LivingSocial, is revamping the city's image in time for Valentine's Day. In a push to increase DC winter tourism revenue, the tourism office is hoping that people will see DC as a sexy, romantic city. More»

President Obama has all but confirmed Jack Lew, currently the White House Chief of Staff, as the new Treasury Secretary. But, there's just one small problem. His signature. More»

It's time to stock up on your AA batteries, ladies - and gents, if you're into that - because Trojan is giving out free vibrators! You can finally start rereading Fifty Shades of Grey! More»

Sounds like someone needs to get her family politics in order. Kyle Kennedy wed Liam Kerr on Saturday, and the mother of the bride, Victoria "Vicki" Kennedy, is pretty ticked off that the Grammy winning singer and her new boyfriend crashed the wedding--and did not leave after being told twice to do so, according to the Boston Herald. More»

Tareq Salahi Tareq Salahi wants you to 'Crash the Candidate's BBQ'...but honestly, who would ever want to do that??

The Real Housewives of DC infamous White House crasher is now vying to crash the Governor's mansion…but this time as the actual Governor (and no, we're not joking). After his wife left him to bang some washed up guitarist from Journey, Salahi has decided to take the next logical step and run for public office. Tareq Salahi announced this spring that he will be running for Governor of Virginia.

On Sunday, September 16th,  Salahi is hosting a "Crash The Candidate's BBQ" campaign fundraiser at Mosby Estate in Virginia. According to the Facebook event page, general admission tickets will cost 15 dollars, but if you really like wasting your money, you can invest in a special recognition level! More»

[Updated 11/29/2012] Richard Scully, a 49-year-old lawyer, is in trouble for allegedly beating up his 26-year-old ex-girlfriend in Glover Park last week, according to The Washingtonian. He is due in court on August 1 for the incident.

An editor's note on the Washingtonian article writes:

EDITOR'S UPDATE: The US Attorney's office dropped the charges against Scully on October 9. Mark Schamel, a partner at Womble Carlyle, Sandridge & Rice, who is now representing Scully, says the prosecutor’s investigation of the case found evidence that contradicted the alleged victim’s version of events. “The arrest was made based on a false allegation,” Schamel told The Washingtonian.

Yay, what good news for Richard!

The Washingtonian also reported that he used to be married to Washington Post publisher Katharine Weymouth. They wed in 1998 and divorced six years later.

The Washington Post makes no mention of the story. Cold!

The incident allegedy happened right by the Holy Rood Cemetery and Harvey Middle School, on Whitehaven Parkway NW.

He features one quote on his facebook page,

"Don't worry when you are not recognized, but strive to be worthy of recognition." -Abraham Lincoln

[top photo: Richard Scully, by Sophie Pyle]

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As campaign season picks up, both folks from the left and the right are showing their support for candidates. Sure, sticking a bumper sticker on your car will get your political views across, but it's time to bump it up a notch. From Obama haircuts to Brokeback Obama movie parodies, these hardcore Obama fans want you to know their appreciation for our president. More»

Andrea Rodgers, the divorced relationship blogger behind Ask Miss A (those who can't do, teach!) has just released a video for a contest for tickets to the Oscars by way of Emma, an iPhone app developed and managed by well-known DC businessmen. More»