Don't do drugs

Hate to sound like a D.A.R.E. counselor, but I'm more saying this more from a PR perspective. Here's the thing: so many offspring of political dynasties have gotten caught with drugs: Joe Biden's son, one of the Bush twins, and don't even get us started on the Kennedy fam. The last thing you want on your plate is yet another scandal for dear old Dad to deal with, and how are you going to look Jeff Sessions in the eye if you've been smoking weed, which he believes is the drug of the devil?

Actually, you know what? Drugs are hella cool and who am I to discourage you from partaking? If you get caught in the act, just say it was Cat Marnell doing it, not you. You guys are total twinsies, so it'll work!

[Photo via @cat_marnell]

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