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Eradicate liberals with snowball fights

"Hey Bernie Sanders, if global warming really existed, why am I able to make a snowball that I'm about to hurl at your geriatric face?"

Bonus tip: Tuck notes inside the snowball that say "Help me" in hopes that they'll pull a heist and get you out of there. 

[Photo via @flotus]

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