Donald Trump's Secret Plan To Look Better In Photos

by Millie Moore · April 6, 2017

Who would have thought the least photogenic Prez in U.S. history would have the key to looking tall and skinny in pictures? No, guys, Trump did not magically become thinner with during his three month incumbency from a healthy diet of feeding off the souls of those he has oppressed and all those golf trips taxpayers have been paying for. 

His dirty little secret?

It's been reported that Trump hired Shealah Craighead, who was actually George W. Bush's photographer, to follow him around and take pictures with a stool in tow. She's required to stand on the stool for all official shoots so he looks less like a jowly oompa loompa who got his toupee stuck in a cotton candy machine, and more...attractive (we guess). 

The White House responded to these claims by blaming Laura Bush (duh). They're saying she actually came up with the idea when Craighead was her husband's photographer, and it's been going on for a while. But we side-eye those claims for sure because Trump is clearly more image-obsessed than the Bush family ever was. As girls, we totally get it: an unflattering picture can send you in a shame spiral. However, doesn't the President of the United States have more important things to worry about? Syria? ISIS? Russia? The trail of destruction he has left in his wake?

[Photo via @realdonaldtrump]