Melania Trump has a body double and the internet is freaking out...as usual. During Trump's speech at the White House boasting about all of the shitty work he has done to help Puerto Rico (or as our self-proclaimed Spanish phonologist president would say, Puerrrrto Ricooo), folks were focused on the alleged Melania Trump stunt double who looked like a glowed-up version of Joanne the Scammer with a hint of Inspector Gadget (it's all about the trench coat and sunglasses honey).
Twitter was absolutely ruthless, creating a pretty legit Russian conspiracy theory: Putin tried to play us and put a man in Melania's place, dressing him up with a $400 wig and sunglasses. Also Mr. President totally blew her cover by being a total weirdo and saying, "my wife, Melania, who happens to be right here..." as if that isn't awkward.
It is silly things like this that cause us Americans to have trust issues. How can we progress when our own First Lady is ghosting us? We seriously hope the FBI is looking into it. In the meantime, though, will the real Melania please stand up?
Fake Melania Trump leaving the press conference after securing the bag pic.twitter.com/SYsYUnH2Cn
— Spooky X (@XLNB) October 18, 2017
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— Alex Trimboli (@Nicole_Cliffe) October 18, 2017
[Photo via Twitter]