Vote To Pardon Your Favorite Turkey!

by Kyle O'Donnell · November 26, 2013

Happy Hunger Games: Thanksgiving Edition! The time honored tradition of POTUS pardoning a turkey is getting a twist this year…and they need your help!

This year, the lucky fowl will be chosen by the American people! That's right, folks! You can vote on whether you are on #TeamPopcorn or #TeamCaramel.

Here are their stats: Caramel weighs in at a hearty 38lbs and 4oz and digs some classic Lady Gaga. Popcorn is more of a Beyonce kind of turkey and is a little svelter, weighing in at 37lbs and 6oz. Vote for you favorite at www.wh.gov/turkey

If this whole reaping sounds macabre, fear not. Both turkeys will remain alive, so you can get that off of your conscience.

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