Eavesdropping In: Miss USA Pageant Continues Mysterious Stretch Of Relevance, Michelle Obama Will Make You Thin, Peanut Butter Won't

by BILLY GRAY · May 17, 2010

Will the Tea Party get really rowdy starting tomorrow? [Politico]

A Muslim is crowned Miss USA, can find Iraq on a map. [NYT]

Texas legislators plan to put high school students to sleep statewide by mandating Social Security discussions in the classroom. [TPM]

A look inside Michelle Obama's communist plot to make American children thin. [Eater]

D.C. blogger celebrates combination of peanut butter and...avocado. [BYT]