Eavesdropping In: Watch Out For Sharks In The Potomac, No One Wants To Carpool With Obama

by ARIELLE KRIEGER · September 3, 2010

People just aren't loving U.F.O's like they used to. Those were the good ol' days [NYT]

Either this woman was desperately trying to stalk her boyfriend or she thought she was Santa. We now know breaking into a house via chimney is a no-no. [HuffPo]

Danger! Sharks in the Potomac! Not that anyone would swim in that water anyway. [WaPo]

More people would prefer to carpool with Oprah than Obama. Does she automatically get shotgun? [USAToday]

Now you too can crash a White House State Dinner in a red sari! [TMZ]