The Preakness Is Like The Classy Version Of The Kentucky Derby (Sarcasm.)

by Chiara Atik · May 17, 2010

via The Preakness is exactly like the Kentucky Derby…in that there are horses. The audience is invited to sing "Maryland, My Maryland" along with the United States Naval Academy Glee Club…and then they get right back to their beer pong/bikini contest judging/passing out in the grass. MORE>>