If you haven't heard of Nicole Richie's reality webisode series on AOL, we are about to rock your world upside down. No, seriously. #CandidlyNicole is starring a healthier, slightly more kosher Nicole Richie with the same hilarity she had in her reality show days of The Simple Life.
Is this not everything you've dreamed and more?! Even if it isn't, we guarantee a chuckle or two. And in case you need some extra persuasion, we've rounded up some lessons learned from the older and somewhat wiser socialite.
Or just take our word for it and watch the series in its entirety here.
[All photos via]