Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford were looking good at the Los Angeles premiere of "Extraordinary Measures". Unfortunately, the same can't be said for poor Jessica Simpson.-
These pictures of J-Simp literally break my heart, because Newlyweds Nick And Jessica was my jam in 2004. The divorce of Nick and Jessica was a harbinger of all sorts of bad things, not least of which is this outfit:
Look, she can't even SMILE anymore! I have never seen anyone look more unhappy on the red carpet, and I swear I didn't JUST pick out the un-smiling photos.
This is literally the best she could muster. Gone are the insouciant days of yore, the years of playing ingenue to Nick Lachey's stalwart Leading Man. But Jessica, it's never too late for a comeback! The first step? FIRE KEN PAVES! The second step? NEVER WEAR THAT OUTFIT AGAIN! The third step? Record an album, the pop-y, happy-go-lucky kind you used to make. And lastly? Just try, try, try, to LOOK not miserable when there are four hundred photographers taking your picture.
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