Last night, Emily Brill, aka Emily "The Eldridge" Brill headed downtown, back to the infinite unknown of the LES. She was having a good time, too, that is until this guy on the left tried to pick her up with a lame "It's Leonardo DiCaprio's Birthday at the Box wanna come?" line. This surprisingly didn't work on Em and her friend, who would much rather spend the end of their evenings at JG Melon's thank you very much. In other Essentially Emily news, if you would like to participate in the commenter's Secret Santa fun, you still have time.