Listen, everybody plays fast and loose with the truth. Take a look at our president, for instance. And everybody wants to be rich, so it's tempting to be...hyperbolic about it. Again, take a look at our president. The next time you want to bring out your inner rich douche on a warm summer's eve in the Hamptons (see what I did there) or are trying to swindle your way into VIP at a bougie Meatpacking nightclub, consider these tips on how to pretend to be a rich a**hole. 

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