7. Don’t text me on a national holiday to know my plans
The classic "Happy 4th of July" or "Happy Thanksgiving, you home?" texts drive me insane. You are home for the weekend and your college biddies are too far away to text so you thought it would be a good idea to stir up the past and try with me? Chances are I have plans that don’t involve you! Sorry to break the news that I'm not still pining over you.
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