It's a baby battle royale in the land of celebrity these days, thanks to George and Amal Clooney's recent reveal that they, too, are expecting twins this year. As in, alongside Beyoncé and Jay Z. Subsequently, heads around the world exploded, Matt Damon "almost cried," and well, we were left with the burning question: whose twins will win?

This is kind of a joke but let's go with it. Click through for a categorical analysis of the Clooneys and the Carters.

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