The Ferragamo Party By The Numbers

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Last night, anybody who's anybody (and even some nobodies) headed past the hoi polloi milling about the Standard Beer Garden and up to the newly opened Le Bain, where the panoramic views were nearly enough to distract from the impossibly beautiful guest list. Below, a rundown of the evening, by the numbers.-

2 nearly naked models (girl wearing a shirt, and nothing; boy wearing boxers, and nothing)

40 (at least) number of people posing for  faux-"morning after" pictures on water beds with disheveled sheets with said nearly naked models

1 titled member of the British Aristocracy in attendance (Lady Alice St. Clair-Erskine)

4 models in attendance who have walked the runway for Ferragamo (Lindsay Ellingson, Maryna Linchuk, Magdalena Frackowiak, Dree Hemingway)

1 number of crazy woodman beards (on Max Snow)

0 number of Ferragamo Flats included in the giftbags (damnit!)

1 ex-husband of Tinsley Mortimer

12 number of people actually wearing Ferragamo (Dree Hemingway, Sebastian Stan, Fabiola Beracasa, Irina Lazareanu, Gaia Repossi, Lady Alice etc etc, Augustus Prew, Massimiliano Giornetti, Chiara Clemente, Andrea Clemente, Pietro Clemente, Dan Abrams)

2 people named Chiara in attendance (ahem.)

500 people clamoring to get up on the roof at around 10:40

3 male society writers/men about town in attendance (Derek Blasberg, Peter Davis, Kristian Laliberte)

2 number of famous photographers there (Patrick McMullan, Craig McDean)

1 Number of awesome actresses who attended with dating blogger boyfriends

3 Number of Voguettes (Tabitha Simmons, Stephanie LaCava, Genevieve Jones)