Unkle Karl has a lot of opinions. After his latest diss against singer Adele on Metro World News, whom he finds "a little too fat," Lana del Rey whom he criticized for her "implants" and his declaration that, "if I was a woman in Russia, I would be a lesbian, as the men are very ugly," (what?) we decided to summarize the dislikes of fashion's favorite vampire and gave him our own, considerably more appropriate, Disney make-over.

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