8 Outrageously Expensive Gifts We Would Go Bankrupt For

Gold Shoelaces

To kick up your Chucks a notch, why not lace them up with these gold laces? Each set is made of 24-carat gold, handmade by Colombian workers using "ancient, artisan jewelry techniques," and takes 120 hours to produce. These laces will be delivered by security and "laced for you anywhere in the world." Which just sounds completely creepy. That'll be $19,000, please. Or if you're on a budget, get the silver version for just $3,000. But that's just tacky. [Photo via]