Diamond Studded iPad: You can bedazzle your phone and your nether regions... so why not spruce up your iPad? RIGHT?!?! RIGHT!!-

Sure, it'll set you back a measily $20,000 but this is the ULTIMATELY ULTIMATE technological superfix. We used to think there'd never be anything better than reading a book without turning the pages, but we were wrong. There's nothing better than doing it and blindsiding people with your bling. We're not going to acknowledge the impracticality of it, because we don't care and it doesn't matter. Give a shiny magnet to somebody, they'll love you. But give them a DIAMOND IPAD and they'd gladly die for you...after people see them using it, though.

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