Fashion Faux Pas: What Not To Wear This Summer

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The Denim Diaper

I'll be the first to tell you how big a fan I am of the denim short. I mean, you can dress them up, you can dress them down, they're sexy and they go with everything. However, if you look like you're wearing a denim diaper, we've got a problem. The definition of a denim diaper is a pair of jean shorts so obscenely short that not only are you showing more thigh than necessary, you're also flashing a bit of butt cheek. The denim diaper look is simultaneously repulsive and offensive, so please, keep your butt covered.

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bobbi

July 10, 2012

2:38pm

As a representative of the male population I believe I can speak for my fellow mates and say do NOT throw your denim cutoff short shorts in the trash and 'more butt cheek, please!'  

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