Fashion Faux Pas: What Not To Wear This Summer

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Board Shorts As Casual Shorts

Dudes, this one is for you. And all I have to say about it is just don't. When you're headed to the beach, the pool, or any other body of water, please go right ahead and rock the board shorts all you want. If it's past 5 PM, and you're in a public place, say for example a bar, this is just not okay. The same rule applies to mesh athletic shorts, just don't do it in public. You may argue that the Hamptons are actually beach towns, which they certainly are, but that still doesn't change our feelings towards seeing board shorts after dark.

[If you're wearing Ed Hardy board shorts we've really got a problem. Photo via]

  • Ratty Hair
  • The Denim Diaper
  • The Double Mullet
  • Board Shorts As Casual Shorts
  • Excessive Use Of Crop Tops
  • Manks
To contact the author of this post, email dena.silver@guestofaguest.com

bobbi

July 10, 2012

2:38pm

As a representative of the male population I believe I can speak for my fellow mates and say do NOT throw your denim cutoff short shorts in the trash and 'more butt cheek, please!'  

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