Whiskey may or may not be streaming in the blood of the Irish, so good luck trying to avoid consuming some along with Guinness and cider on March 17th. This year's big Irish holiday falls on a Saturday, so there's really no excuse not to party your face off for a full day of drinking. Although you didn't think it could be possible, make the day even more exciting with these off-the-Ireland-map fun drinks that are sure to get your BAC up to the appropriate Irish level. Oh, and enjoy the Irish Limerick that accompanies each -- you're welcome.
And bear in mind what Irish write Oscar Wilde said on this glorious day of green and orange:
Moderation is a fatal thing-- nothing succeeds like excess.