Ex-Boyfriend Bonfire, a la "Friends"
Remember that episode of "Friends" where Phoebe suggests that they burn stuff from their exes? Who hasn't thought of doing that before? Words of advice via "Friends" Fireman No. 1:
Look, ladies, in the future when you're burning your ex-boyfriends' stuff. Number one: Make sure you are in a well-ventilated area. Number Two: If you are going to be burning his clothing, you're going to want to stay away from your synthetic fabrics. Number Three:, try to let go of the anger, and learn to love yourself.
As a single lady, maybe setting your apartment a-flame is actually a good idea. Who knows? The firemen that save your life could be attractive.