Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Has A Brother At Goldman Sachs?

Jan 12, 2010 4:39 PM

Mike Sorrentino

Update TWO: [Joe Sorrentino Denies Blood Line To The Situation]

Update: [How Mike's brother could help Lloyd Blankfein's "situation"]

You never know...while Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino might have a lot of offers at his feet for future projects, if an illustrious acting career doesn't pan out (gag), maybe he can exploit his "in" at Goldman Sachs.

Turns out that the man-child of The Defined Abs has a brother, Joe, who according to a tipster is rising in the ranks (a Vice President!) at Goldman Sachs.  Is this Sorrentino actually related? Who would have thought that there were some actual brain substance coming from the same DNA pool which coined concepts as deep as "GTL."

See the solid catch of our fishing, below:

Thank you to our loyal tipster for sending in this piece about our favorite Guido.

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franksorr

January 14, 2010

1:58pm

Mike DOES NOT have a brother at GS And no brother named Joe. He does however have 2 brothers and 1 sister. They are as follows : Frank, Marc, Melissa. I should know, I am his Dad!  

The Ordeal

January 17, 2010

4:45pm

I, too, am Mike's dad and Frank is lying.  

the boss

September 10, 2010

3:44am

the situation's sister is a "grenade." ha ha! she looks like a cartoon. her chin is bigger than jay leno's!  

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