Motley News: Jersey Shore Kids Launch "Clothing" Line, Hang With Snoop Dogg, Mike Tyson

by BILLY GRAY · December 21, 2009

Still wondering what to get mom for Christmas? Jersey Shore's JWoww is now part of the grand tradition of reality starlets making the head-scratching transition into clothing design. Just in time for sub-freezing temperatures, Jenni is making her striking, billboard-sized-V-neck, uhm, blouses available to all.

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Also, she and our girl Snooks hung out with Mike Tyson and Snoop Dogg.

There are plunging necklines and there are necklines that have gone bungee jumping only to have the cord snap halfway down. JWoww's ensemble takes the latter to navel-grazing depths. The tops run you $49.99 a piece (belly button ring and breast implants required to support the garment not included), so act fast.

In other news, check out these pics from JWoww's Facebook fan page, featuring celebrity appearances from Tyson, Snoop and Zach Braff (Garden State: Part Ew, anyone?). Go here for more.