The Jersey Shore Cast Transforms Into UES Socialites

by Chiara Atik · January 7, 2010

The Jersey Shore cast recently got a makeover for a photo shoot. They clean up real nice, but no transformation is complete without a name change. Using our Socialite Name Chart, what are their new Socialite Names?

Angelina "Jolie" Pivarnick: Bee Archer (HA!)

Jenni "JWoww" Farley: Muffy Bronfman

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino: Euan Roosevelt

"Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: Dibby Archer

Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio: Andres Kensington

Ronald "Ronnie" Ortiz-Margo: Archie van der Rohe-Casiraghi

Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola: Georgina Bancroft

Vinny Guadagnino: Tres Bancroft

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