The Jersey Shore cast recently got a makeover for a photo shoot. They clean up real nice, but no transformation is complete without a name change. Using our Socialite Name Chart, what are their new Socialite Names?
Angelina "Jolie" Pivarnick: Bee Archer (HA!)
Jenni "JWoww" Farley: Muffy Bronfman
Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino: Euan Roosevelt
"Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: Dibby Archer
Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio: Andres Kensington
Ronald "Ronnie" Ortiz-Margo: Archie van der Rohe-Casiraghi
Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola: Georgina Bancroft
Vinny Guadagnino: Tres Bancroft
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