The Jersey Shore cast recently got a makeover for a photo shoot. They clean up real nice, but no transformation is complete without a name change. Using our Socialite Name Chart, what are their new Socialite Names?
Angelina "Jolie" Pivarnick: Bee Archer (HA!)
Jenni "JWoww" Farley: Muffy Bronfman
Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino: Euan Roosevelt
"Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: Dibby Archer
Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio: Andres Kensington
Ronald "Ronnie" Ortiz-Margo: Archie van der Rohe-Casiraghi
Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola: Georgina Bancroft
Vinny Guadagnino: Tres Bancroft
Saturday, May 26
Vassili Verrecchia Shows Off His Favorite Things In His Paris Home
While his brother, Timothee, runs the NYC office, Vassili takes on the Paris-based side of things. To gain some insight to what inspires such a creative and entrepreneurial spirit, we asked Vass to show off some of his favorite worldly and sentimental possessions in his Paris home. See where Vass's travels have taken him...

BelleDeJour
January 8, 2010
12:48am
This is hilar.