Slide #6
Cannonballs
If your stupid friends still refuse to save their own lives by getting in the pool to cool off, bring the pool to them with a wicked cannonball. They won't thank you now, but maybe someday, after they've replaced their smartphones, they'll realize you did them a solid. What kind of idiot plays with their phone next to a swimming pool anyway?
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