"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Celebrating The "American Reunion" Premiere With Our Favorite Quotes From The Original "Pie"

"So, uh, "shaved" is the expression?"

Shannon Elizabeth Thank you, Shannon Elizabeth, for getting naked on the movie screen when pathetic 14-year olds across New England (and likely elsewhere, but I prefer to speak from experience) needed you the most. The movie theater in the Price Chopper parking lot in Rutland, Vermont will always be a special place for me now, and not because I snuck into The General's Daughter after.