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Of course, it's cold up there. And if you've lived your whole life in Southern California, you may not really be able to conceptualize this. "Cold" doesn't mean winter nights in L.A., where you'd still eat outside, but only if they have one of those stupid heat towers (side note: does anyone actually enjoy the dry, gross heat that comes out of those things? I feel like a pre-made pizza at Little Caesar's, just staying warm until a crackhead can buy me for five bucks in change). No, cold in Canada is like "update your Last Will before going outside" cold, where you figure you might just solidify on the spot and be found in immaculate condition by alien archaeologists in the year 3000 or something. There's no place in the continental US that really compares. Something to keep in mind.
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