"Best 2k I Ever Spent!" Getting Into The Playboy Mansion Dos & Don'ts

by Emily Green · August 19, 2010

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Any self-respecting resident of L.A. has to get inside the Playboy Mansion at least once in their lifetime. Even though you can probably count the number of Joe Shmos you know personally who have somehow landed an invite (or more likely, a plus one) on both hands, such a mission is not the easiest to accomplish.  But there are other methods to finagling your way onto the sacred Holmby Hills estate if your invite to the annual Midsummer Night's Dream Party somehow got lost in the mail. Last night, Aqualounge hosted an open Playboy casting, party and bikini contest, the grand prize for which included a coveted trip to The Mansion.  The event read like a lesson on what to do to fulfill your Mansion adventure dreams, so check out these Dos and Don'ts to getting inside the Playboy Mansion.

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DO get low in a bikini for the judges.

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DO make yourself stand apart from the crowd by having your Ed Hardy designs tattooed right on your body, rather than printed on a shirt like everyone else.

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Guess who won't be getting an invite to the Mansion tonight? DON'T cover up.

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When all else fails, DO say you're with the band.

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DON'T wear pool skimmer.

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DON'T bring your significant other. Who wants people in relationships at the Mansion? Ew!

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DON'T be a sore loser and moon the judges.  There's no coming back from that.

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DO find the guy in the suit to try and talk your way into getting an invite if you're good with your words or you have awesome cleavage

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DO put the Guest of a Guest card in your crotch. They love us.