"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Johnny Depp Shreds Alongside Heavy Metal Legends At The Revolver Golden God Awards

Of course, nobody made Johnny Depp get anywhere close to Marilyn's junk, so I guess it's pretty cool that he came out and played lead guitar for "The Beautiful People" and "Sweet Dreams." Is that the same hat he wore in Secret Window? Or perhaps the same eyeliner he wore in Pirates? In fact, it's a little scary that the most normal he's looked in years is when he's pretending to be in a heavy metal band. Time to stop splaying coked-out polysexual bon vivants, I think.