Great, important parties start normally, but early on something just clicks, and then it's a roller coaster ride of glory and magic until the cops come and shut it all down. But that's okay, because just as a great, important person never quits when the chips are down (you're either in Sheen's Korner or you're with the trolls!), so too does a great party simply find a second life, hopefully at Hemingway's. And so it was for last week's supremely gnarly Black Banditz/White Arrows after party. We've already broken down 15 moments of supreme accomplishment at the party itself, but if you think the fun stopped when Officer Buzzkill showed up, you don't know us.
First, let's take one more look at my absolute favorite thing from the party before the after party:
I think this is what Forrest Gump's mother told him in the original cut of the movie.
And now, a few selected special moments from the after party at Hemingway's:
1. In honor of International Women's Day yesterday, our friend here has a special message for all the ladies out there. He's got that good lovin' and he will freak you nasty. Oh yes, he will.
Note how completely unamused his female companion is. This is because simulating oral sex for photographs is rarely a good decision.
2. This girl is still ironing out the kinks in her "turning invisible" trick. You're going to have to do better than that if you're trying to be a Party Superhero!
3. In the animal kingdom, many predators provide protection and shelter for smaller animals in exchange for cleaning and grooming. Judging by the facial hair happening here, the same does not appear to be true of the party kingdom and we kind of like it that way.
4. The after party almost had to be evacuated due to fears of a Bieber Fever outbreak. Luckily, Patient Zero was relegated to the patio.
5. He's getting high on life! Also drugs. Invisible drugs.
But for clarity's sake:
[Go HERE to see what happened before the after party in 'Top 15 Special Things About The Black Banditz Friends & Family Party With White Arrows'!]