"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" The L.A. Kings Hoist The Stanley Cup

Even if you don't really pay attention to hockey, you probably already know that your L.A. Kings defeated the New Jersey Devils 6-1 last night to capture their first Stanley Cup Championship in franchise history. And while it's undeniably true that the Kings have historically lived on a lower lever of local sports obsession, probably somewhere between UCLA Volleyball and particularly competitive bar trivia, that's always been a shame, and one that likely won't remain that way now that the Kings sit atop the sports world. And when the party gets this fun, who would ever want to leave?

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