We're all aware of the long running joke that Hollywood's most famous confirmed bachelor, Leonardo DiCaprio, refuses to date a woman over 25 years old. She could be a supermodel, an It Girl, a silver screen goddess - but when the clock strikes midnight on her 25th year, dude is packing his bags before she even has time to blow out the candles on her birthday cake (if he even waits that long). And whether or not this indicates the conscious embrace of a toxic culture which devalues women as they age, there's no denying that the A-list playboy has quite the pattern. Now that he and his latest love have parted ways (a mere two months after she apparently aged out of his threshold), let's take a look back at the (ahem, 47-year-old) star's girlfriend history.

Spoiler alert, it looks a little something like this: 

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