Kim and Kylie are literally philosophers
Existential intelligence is one of the few facets of intelligence that is rarely explored by us self absorbed millennials because we're too busy ruining everything while eating avocado toast. But our girls Kim and Kylie have totally gotten in touch with their metaphysical sides!
For instance, when Kim and Kanye first started dating, our girl apparently started reading Nietzsche so that she could have more to talk about with her new beau. She also downloaded CNN and started keeping up with the news so she could have her finger on the pulse. How humble of her to keep up with the headlines when she creates more click-bait than the United Nations ever could! Also, feigning interest in pretentious-ass Nietzsche to foster intellectual conversations with her then-boyfriend is emotionally woke AF, which is totally a sign of emotional intelligence, which is a sign of being intelligent because intelligence is LITERALLY IN THE PHRASE. How thoughtful of her, and haters accuse her of being vain? There's also a twitter called "Kim Kierkegaardashian" based entirely off of her profound quotes. It doesn't get more intelligent than that!
And how can we forget that time Kylie sagely noted that "2016 is the year of like, realizing stuff?" She said this fortuitous aphorism in the beginning of 2016, ya know, before Donald Trump achieved world domination and now the universe as we know it is completely doomed. Kylie was totally right: 2016 absolutely WAS the year of realizing stuff. We realized how much we as a society have turned a blind eye to the crumbling moral fiber of our country, it was the year we started to become more #woke than ever. So now that Kylie is legit a prophet, that makes her a religious figure of some sort, correct? Pretty sure that's how religion works.
[Photo via @thekylieshop]
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